Hi. I'm a can of water.
You could be staring at youtube like everyone else, but you’re reading about me. That’s good. I'm glad we're connecting.
Where am I going with this? I don’t know. I’m just a can.
I'm an inanimate object that holds water. Fortunately for you, it’s amazing, refreshing spring water. I hope that explains everything well enough. I could have put a video of an influencer here instead.
Sorry, I don't know why I'm making such a big deal out of this - I can't even read.
Buy me. Let's hang out. Let's get WEIRD.
Oh yeah, 100% OF OUR PROFITS FROM WEIRD WATER GO TO CHARITY. ALWAYS.
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12 x 16oz cans of refreshing water.
